Those darn conservatives...

Or as I like to call them, right-wing nutjobs. Who out there can tell me the most important issue to Republican politicians? Let's see, I hear people saying "terrorism," "smaller government," "lower taxes," "government spending," "illegal immigration," "abortion," "capital punishment?" Hmmm, how come nobody said "corporate welfare?" Curious.

I have a question. How's the economy treating you? Okay, not bad, could be better, right. Hey, I'm getting by, but my pay isn't going up, and cost of living is. Want to know who's doing great? That's right, the big oil corporations. Have you heard the record profits that these oil companies bring in every quarter? It's shameful. But the war in Iraq is about terrorism. Sure it is. You remember that W. is an oil man from Texas, don't you? His buddies have gotten filthy rich thanks to our little "war on terror." Democracy is working out great over there too. Why don't we just annex Iraq as the 51st state in the Union. It could be called "East Georgia" or something like that. Ooh, maybe Freedomia. Yeah that has a great ring to it. We could bring in a governor like say, Doanld Rumsfeld. Yeah, promote him to governor of Freedomia. Get that idiot out of the White House.